Listening to these songs is like pushing on a bruise. It’s uncomfortable–but it feels kinda good. Continue reading
For the darkest night of…ever!…enjoy some super sexy tracks that became favorites of the year. Continue reading
For #TBT–here are two artists that still got it decades past their “prime”–and are kicking out incredible tracks. Continue reading
What do these two songs have in common? Both songs are from two of the best live acts I saw all year. And I see a lot of shows. Continue reading
Robyn. Ugh. I love her so much! Here’s hoping there’s a full length Robyn release in 2015! But until then–her fantastic collaboration with Royksopp Continue reading
These two songs represent the newest and oldest songs to make the list.
The newest is Shamir’s On the Regular–and after one listen–you’ll know why it was immediate included. Continue reading
From now until the end of the year, I’ll be sharing two songs a day that made my list of favorite songs of the year. Conveniently, there were 40 songs that fit on two CDs and 20 days to share them.
To kick off the list–here are two songs that feature work by Christopher Taylor—first as a producer–and then as the artist, SOHN. Continue reading
(Spoilers ahead! Spoilers also if you live on planet Earth and have ever seen a Godzilla movie/army movie/summer blockbuster basically)
15 YEARS AGO
MUTO: What the…?! A whole bunch of miners just fell into my relatively shallow subterranean chamber of dormancy! Lady!! LADY!!! LAAAADDDYYYYYY WAKE UP!! Do you wanna kick it with me to Tokyo?
LADY MUTO: Uuuuuuuugh……….. I’m…. uummm… I need to wash my hair. I’ll meet you when we’re less, you know, pupal?
MUTO: Wurd. Imma go eat some radiation- laters!! *pchew!*
GODZILLA: (awakened, grumpy) YOU GUYS!! SHUT UP!!! SLEEPING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HERE!! (muttering to self) I’m not really clear on why I hate those guys so much but I really hate those guys!!!
MUTO: *yaaawwwwwwn* OMG I can’t believe I slept for 15 years and meanwhile ate this whole nuclear power plant!! I better motor to find my lady.
Tries to leave, is trapped by steel cables
MUTO: What in the what is… aaahh!! Rude!!
Emits EMP blast, rendering humans useless
MUTO: LOL! Flies away
HUMANS: WTF WINGS?!!?!
MUTO: LADY!!! Laaaaaadddddyyyyyyy!!! Where you at? I totes stole a nuclear submarine!! Want half?
LADY MUTO: I’m in Nevada! OMG I ate a whole mountain of nuclear waste!!! Like literally. A MOUNTAIN.
MUTO: Well I was going to fly over to you but clearly you need to walk that shit off. Meet up in San Fran?
LADY MUTO: Sounds good!! I just have a few Cirque du Soleil shows to step on on my way!
GODZILLA: Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up!!! SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. ARE. SO. ANNOYING!!! DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE OR I WILL TOTALLY ATOMIC BREATHE ON YOU BECAUSE I HATE YOU FOR…. REASONS!!
Starts swimming to Hawaii…. derp derp derp….
MUTO: Loo loo loo I’ll just put my submarine down in this jungle… hey! Jerk!! Stop shooting at me! That stings!
Emits EMP blast, planes fall from sky
MUTO: Can I even eat a plane? I don’t know how I’d digest it since I only eat radiation but ok *chomp chomp* LOL.
MUTO: Hey what’s going on at this luao? Can I hula with you?? Are you all having a nice vacation??
GODZILLA: *emerges from ocean* What did I say? WHAT. DID. I. SAY??
MUTO: Whatever atom-breath!! More like OUT OF BREATH, amirite?? Let’s brawl!!
GODZILLA: What?? No!! I just swam halfway across the damn Pacific ocean!! *PUNCH!*
MUTO: Ahhh! *WHACK!*
Fight ensues, humans are not pleased
MUTO: Hahahahaha you are too old and fat and I have wings. Laters!! *zing!*